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[20 Feb 2009|03:53pm] |
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Can you get paid child support while you're pregnant? =^_^=
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[11 Jan 2009|03:28pm] |
Coco, darling? I'm sorry I refused your sexual advances the other day. I don't think you're a disgusting dribbling slimy self-absorbed half-human piece of lecherous scum. =^_^=
Did anyone else have delightfully scandalous misadventures while we were temporarily out of our heads? Go on, share with the class!
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[29 Dec 2008|04:06pm] |
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So! What's the dress code for this New Years Party Coco and I have been hearing so much about? We are of course, going as a couple, (sorry to disappoint, all you dateless gentleman! but Coco is my #1 snugglebunny!) and as such we really need to coordinate our outfits in advance! My my, time is really not on our side. I was thinking something in gold lame, you know, for the New Year, but I'm worried we might stand out a tad too much, if the party is to be a low-key affair. At first I was thinking something like this, but I could totally tone it down to something more like this. Of course, this all begs the question: but what will Coco wear? All in good time, my fruity little chiclets!
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[17 Dec 2008|12:02pm] |
This might come a bit last minute, but all of you are nonetheless cordially invited to my Mamma Mia party this evening! Because just guess who purchased the 2-Disc Special Edition, meaning - SING ALONG TIMES FOR EVERYONE!!! If you would like to come in costume, please do, so I won't be terribly out of place in my wedding dress. =^_^=
I should warn anyone with cat allergies not to come, however! And if you are perhaps shy about your love for the sensational movie musical, you can always lock your RSVP private! Yes, I'm talking to you, Closeted ABBA Fans!
I hope to see you there! =^-^=
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[14 Dec 2008|05:52pm] |
Danny is an absolute pumpkin pie, he is. I know all of you are terribly concerned after hearing of the ill-fated animal rights protest, but rest assured that thanks to our darling Danny boy, I escaped with minimal bruising and ended up safely in my own bed! Dear Danny declined my offer to stay, I do wonder about him, but I suppose it makes him all the more mysterious!
In more festive news, I've got a photoshoot in a few hours! Body glue always proves rather tricky to work with, but when I'm all done I should light up brighter than the Rockefeller Christmas tree! I just hope this Santa hat won't give me hat hair by the time we're through. ;D
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[12 Dec 2008|06:27pm] |
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i'm tiered someone vcarry me?
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[25 Nov 2008|01:57pm] |
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How much would shipping a large package to Mozambique cost, I wonder? =^_^=
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[09 Nov 2008|06:54pm] |
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( Leo. )
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[03 Nov 2008|10:53pm] |
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I NEED A REALLY BGI SCREWFUGN OR SOMEHINTGL
A NAILGUN???? AHHHH die motherfuckers die die ideideidieif;sgleshrkp;dfjfgj OH MY GOFN THEY"ER EVERWHYESHKLJKRSDHJDLKJDJ
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[28 Oct 2008|05:19pm] |
Deary me, but Halloween is approaching so quickly, and I have neglected to purchase a costume for the ball! I am much chagrined, as usually I am FIRMLY ON TOP of these things. I have also been struck with a bout of indecision - woe is me, indeed. There are two costumes I am positively torn between, so what do YOU lovelies suggest? We can make it a poll of sorts!
Do you prefer
( item number one! )
or
( item number two! )
I would like to thank all you munchkins in advance for helping me! =^_^=
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[24 Oct 2008|03:31am] |
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( meow. )
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